On 2007-06-03 16:41:54 +0100, "The Medway Handyman"
said:

Vortex wrote:
Hi,

I want to settle an argument about the weights (relative and
absolute) of our 2 cats. problem is, how do you accurately weigh a
cat in a domestic situation?

Its actually much easier to weigh a whale than a cat.


You just take it to a whale weigh station..........

I'll get me coat.

I can understand why CTRL have decided to build a high speed line
through the Medway towns.....