Jeff Wisnia wrote:
jJim McLaughlin wrote:


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Manager sends clerk, "Danielle" off for a "break".

I wind up, at no charge, with four 2 packs, 8 bulbs total of
something called
N:Vision 65 nominal watt floods in return for the one dead bulb that
had lasted 62 whole day. Seven year guaranty on these.


He obviously saw the light....

Have you guys noticed that a good sense of humor usually denotes a
person with higher intelligence and that the dummies just "don't get
it" when you try and get a laugh out of them?

Same here when I sent a check in response to a statement's "Pay this amount"
of $0.00!

Several weeks later I called the company and expressed concern that my check
hadn't cleared...

They were completely flummoxed and got even more so when I offered to send a
replacement check!