"Proctologically Violated©®" wrote in
message ...

I hark back to the various studies on bottled water, and the ripoffs
therein.
Recall Penn and Teller w/ their garden-hose water at a 5-star
restaurant....

That was some of the funniest **** I've ever seen on tv.

Despite watching the show, I *still* drink Poland Spring.
It's my replacement for beer.