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2-stroke oil - why not engine oil?
Meat Plow pinched out a steaming pile
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On Sat, 12 May 2007 15:31:49 +0000, §ñühw¤£f wrote:
Kadaitcha Man pinched out a steaming pile
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Thou ye fat-guts. Thou cheese-filled, bemused
panderly rascal. Ye cackled:
On May 7, 9:04 pm, wrote:
Back in the olden days
When I was a kid
When I were a lad we lived for three months in a paper bag in a
septic
tank.
We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper
bag,
eat a
crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day,
week-in
week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would
thrash us
to sleep wi' his belt.
Apologies to Monty Python's Flying Circus - "Four Yorkshiremen".
http://www.phespirit.info/montypytho...rkshiremen.htm
Oh, you had it *easy*...we lived in the lake...
You did? So did I !
Did Champ eat *you* for breakfast every morning and **** you out at
night?
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