I was a Lifeguard and cannot float either. Had real problems passing their
tests.

BetsyB



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On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:37:52 GMT, (Doug Miller)
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Guess again. Human beings float just fine in fresh water. They float a
little
higher in salt water, that's all.

I must not be human. I don't float.

You sink? All the way to the bottom of a pool?

Always have.