"Jack" wrote in message
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Matthew Barnard wrote in news:tgkusQAb3La
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Today my wife filled an empty tank in a diesel car completely with
unleaded petrol in error. The tank must be at least 90% petrol! Less

Might be cheaper to get a new wife.

A common mistake. When one gets a new wife, the old one becomes more of a
drain.

Hellraiser...........