On Fri, 16 Mar 2007 20:57:21 GMT, "limey" wrote:


A small family member leaked urine onto one of our dining room chairs
and it wasn't discovered until it had dried.
What is the best way to remove the stain from a cream-colored chair
fabric?

Dude, how about the TRUTH !!!!
You can admit it...... We wont care.......

We all know that it was YOU, who got drunk and ****ed on the chair
thinking it was your toilet. Now rinse the chair in your toilet bowl
and get some help for your alcoholism disease.

I hope you know that alcoholics are lousy in bed, and your wife is
already sleeping with your plumber......