On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 17:29:11 -0400, Stumpy wrote:



I once thought my neighbor was opening the mail. I contacted the PO and
complained. For a while, no opened mail.

I then thought the mailman was tearing open my mail. I filed a formal
complaint.

My ice cube tray was never full. I thought my roommates were using
the ice and not refilling the tray.

Talking to them was worthless.

Then I lived alone and they were still not full. I thought my
roommates were breaking in and using my ice.

The ice was evaporating.

I heard about roaches b/4 in the mail, and figured this was doing it.

Bottom line is, I was trying to bait the neighbors by putting a hotdog
in the mailbox. After a couple months about 1/2 of it was gone. Figured
maybe some homeless person ate it.

It just goes to show you, it's always something.

So true.