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Default How to Remove a Big Heavy Machine from a Basement


"Bill Marrs" wrote in message
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Gravity got it down there, so the obvious answer is to use some
anti-gravity technology to
get it out. I don't have a source for the anti-gravity, but I think my
wife must. I see her looking
in the mirror, muttering "damned gravity"---then rubbing stuff on the
parts that are headed for the floor. I can only assume that the jars and
tubes contain some sort of anti-gravity material.

Bill


Pfizer makes some anti-gravity stuff too. I think they call it Viagra.

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