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Default How to Remove a Big Heavy Machine from a Basement

Gravity got it down there, so the obvious answer is to use some anti-gravity
technology to
get it out. I don't have a source for the anti-gravity, but I think my wife
must. I see her looking
in the mirror, muttering "damned gravity"---then rubbing stuff on the parts
that are headed for the floor. I can only assume that the jars and tubes
contain some sort of anti-gravity material.

Bill