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Shinola wrote:
HeyBub said:

As an ex-cop, I can still spot a scrot or a mope or a squint a mile
away.



WTF is a scrot, mope, or squint?


Scrot = Naughty-bit pervert (from a Joseph Wambaugh novel)
Mope = One who exposes himself to a blind person. Often used with "Felonious
Mopery"
Squint = Half a squirt. Similar to "Roach" in that both are adverse to
light, but squints are slower.

Cops have other endearing names for members of society:

Goblin
Solid waste
Blotto
Slamhog/Slamdog
Carl
Neck
Mook
FLASH (Fat, Lazy Ass, **** Head)
Bug


and more. Most are department-specific.