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Default Totally Guy Songs (warning-these lyrics may be offensive to women-butmaybe not)

Morris Dovey wrote:
Bob Schmall wrote:
| Tom Watson wrote:
|| On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:19:54 -0600, Bob Schmall
|| wrote:
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||
||| A Boy Named Sue
||| J. Cash
||
|| "She came runnin' down the mountain doin' ninety miles an hour
||
|| When the chain on her bicycle broke..."
|
|
| "He was slippin' down that slope doin' 90 miles and hour
| when a mogul flipped him in the air..."
|
| That one's by the late Bob Gibson, sung by the Chad Mitchell Trio
| in the early 60s. I'll bet it's the same melody.
|
| "His jumpin' form was fine
| until he ran into that pine
| and two one-legged skiers left from there."

Speaking of the CMT, one of my favorites was that brought to us by the
Pink and Pleasant Plastic Jesus Company of Del Rio Texas...


That name is loony enough to be true.

"I don't care if it rains or freezes
'slong's I got my plastic Jesus
Glued to the dashboard of my car
Doin' 90 I'm not wary..."

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

--
Morris Dovey
DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto


Morris, what's DeSoto Solar? Seriously.

Bob?