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from Owain contains these words:

You mean I'm sitting here with my head wrapped in tinfoil and Domestos
and in half an hour I'm not going to have those pop-star two-tone looks
some website promised?

Possibly, but at least the aliens and the CIA won't be able to control
your thoughts in the meantime.

--
Skipweasel
We have always been at war with Iran. [George Orwell - almost]