The message
from "The Medway Handyman" contains
these words:

There must be a chandlers near you -

BULB LIGHTS ABOVE HEAD

Ah, this'll tickle you. I got a spam a while ago from a Mediterranean
food company, plugging food prepared "The Mediterrean way" whose website
was www.themedway.something and their tagline was "Taste the medway".

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Skipweasel
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.