"javawizard" wrote in news:1169696574.970310.219780
@v45g2000cwv.googlegroups.com:

You may not legally own a pair of pliers if you live in
Texas.Fortunately, this law is not often enforced. - from
www.odd-info.com


From your link:

"There is a bird in Antarctica that repels threatening animals in unique
ways. The bird throws up in the enemy's face. If that doesn't work, it
blows snot at them with enough force to bowl a human over."


Sounds like a drunk on a DWI stop.