BlueJohn wrote:

I walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some old guy, dressed in rather
shabby orange overalls, asked me if I wanted decking.

Fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was the end of that.

Those less suspecting might not be so lucky - be on your guard !

At least you didnt get called a sheet product, or you'd have had to
knock the sheet outta him.

Sorry its a sheet joke, I know.


NT