Swingman wrote:
The new thread on tape measures got me to thinking on some woodshop specific
"Happiness is" scenarios ... here's one of my favorites:

Happiness is:

When your apron pocket tape measure, and the tape on your table saw fence,
agree to a RCH ... verified repeatedly by each and every cut!

How about this one:

Happiness is: When you tap that dovetailed joint together and there
isn't enough play to slip in a politicians honest streak.