"Suz" wrote in message
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He's at it again! (Rolls eyes.)

Christmas treecame down minus yet another foot. It's been hobbling on 3
for years. Instead of going to the nearest B&Q and just getting a new
tree, him indoors has decided to make replacements. (Sigh.)

The tree is knackered anyway, but oh no, Scrooge reckons he can 'make' a
foot and coax another 10 years out of it. It's probably just a ruse to
get out of wrapping presents...


He made one that worked! Looks like **** and took 2 hours, but never mind.
It'll be covered up with a tree skirt.