Suz wrote:

He's at it again! (Rolls eyes.)

Christmas treecame down minus yet another foot. It's been hobbling on 3
for
years. Instead of going to the nearest B&Q and just getting a new tree,
him indoors has decided to make replacements. (Sigh.)

The tree is knackered anyway, but oh no, Scrooge reckons he can 'make' a
foot and coax another 10 years out of it. It's probably just a ruse to
get out of wrapping presents...

I just went to the Christmas Tree Farm down the road today, chose a nice
medium one, asked for roots, bloke dug it out, I carried it to my car and
paid 10 of your English pounds for the beauty. Now potted and should see
many years of service without dropping bits everywhere.

Stop buying plastic kak and go and get a real one ;-

Merry Christmas,

Tim