| Being a Mormon could be kinda fun if you get to have multiple wives.
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Someone once told me that the Chinese ideograph for "trouble" is two
women under one roof.

I've lived long enough to understand that the path to happiness
involves the fewest number of possible women.


The Oak Ridge Boys used to sing a song:

Tryin' to love two women
Is like a ball and chain
Sometimes the pleasure
Ain't worth the strain
Its a long old grind
And it tires yo' mind

Tryin' to please two women
You can't please yourself
The best is only half-good
A man can't stock two shelves
It's a long old grind
And it tires yo' mind

DonkeyHody
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