On 13 Dec 2006 20:00:21 GMT, "J. Clarke"
wrote:

On Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:12:49 -0600, George Max wrote:



I think Tom Cruise is a member of the Church of Scientology, not the
JW.

Yep. The Jehova's Witnesses and the Mormons are the people you usually
find at your door at inopportune moments. Both of them are sorta kinda
Christian--the Witnesses disagree with the mainstream on a large number of
points, while the Mormons believe that they have had a separate
revelation beyond what is in the Bible. The Christian Scientists are the
folks who publish a first-class newspaper and don't believe in medicine.
The Scientologists are the, well, nuts like Tom Cruise who believe in
Xenu and that humans are descended from clams and that doesn't believe in
psychiatry but doesn't have any trouble with any other branch of medicine.


Being a Mormon could be kinda fun if you get to have multiple wives.




(just kidding)