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Default Pearls Before the Swine

J T :
Jehovah's Witnesses. LOL I politely told them to get lost. It's
always fun, when you're in the right mood, with nothing better to do, to
bring out a chair, and sit and listen to them. NOT invite them in, not
bring out chairs for them, just sit and listen to them. For some reason
they never visit me anymore. LMAO


One of the best I've ever heard was opening the door while a roleplaying
gang in the livning room (not seen from the door, but heard) was
discussing how to torture someone for vital information. The the gang
was all discussing the relative merits of inserting a red hot dagger
into the recipients urethra and creative uses of rodents, and the JWs
left hurridly.

/Par

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Par
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