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Default Pearls Before the Swine

Tue, Dec 12, 2006, 1:42pm (EST+5) (Leon)
doth recall:
I like the people that see my garage door open, stop in front of my
driveway and honk their horns so that "I" can walk out there and give
them directions. One lady got ****ed when I did not get out there fast
enough. She got the wrong directions.

I'd have to be in a damned good mood to walk out in a case like
that. It'd be more like me to turn around, wave, and go back to what I
was doing.



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