Pearls Before the Swine
"Jim Northey" wrote in message
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"Robatoy" wrote in message
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Yup.. that's how I pretty much deal with that these days. "Unobtainum"
wood... hand cultivated by Newfoundland virgins.....extremely hard to
find. (ducking)
NEVER a time guarantee, because I thread those jobs between my
countertops.
Besides, my immediate family has me booked till 2020.
That's my story.. and I'm sticking to it.
What's harder to find the unobtanium wood or the NF virgins? :-)
Newfie virgins? C'mon, some ten-year-olds can run faster than their
uncles....
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