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Stormin Mormon Stormin Mormon is offline
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Default Locked out scenario

That's how I get lockout business. I take the key out of the rusty
bucket of horse manure, and replace it with my business card "Lockout
service of...."

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Put a key in a baggie and bury it in the yard.


In the bottom of an old rusty bucket full of horse manure.


That's the first place they look. G