Ordered some sanding belts from Klingspor. According to UPS they were
delivered today. I don't know where to because it wasn't _here_. So called
the 800 number. It's now computerized and no way to report a failed
delivery. So tried the Web site, for which I had to sign up, log in, and
give them an email address, after which they tell me that I can't report a
lost package.

Hey, OSAMA. UPS!!!!