In message , The Medway
Handyman writes
Hi All

I write a regular 'Handyman Hints' column for a local magazine. They want
the December one to have an Xmas theme.

I thought of doing a spoof article e.g. make sure the chimney is swept so
Santa can get down OK, leave parking space for sleigh etc.

Any ideas on this theme?

You mean like posting a recipe for mince pies?

How to knit / darn a sock


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geoff