Peter Parry wrote:
On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 23:27:33 GMT, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote:


I thought of doing a spoof article e.g. make sure the chimney is
swept so Santa can get down OK, leave parking space for sleigh etc.

Any ideas on this theme?

Hints on rewiring the street lights to make a glide slope indicator
for the sleigh?

And while you're at it, explain how a 600lb ruminant is capable of wingless
flight