Window wrote:
Just got all my rotten wooden windows replaced with some lovely
maintenance-free uPVC ones, and very tasteful they are too.
Next thing I know some nosey git from up the street is creating a fuss
about my 'plastic windows', mouthing off about how this is a
Conservation Area and it's not allowed. Keeps going on about
fenestration issues - I'll de-fenestrate him.

We'll see how he likes it when I stone-clad the front and put a
satellite dish up. Then I'm going to add a third storey.

I've got to admit, the OP of 'that' thread certainly fooled a lot of people
in this froup, me included, I fear it was nothing short of a blatant troll.

Unless he's trying to redefine the word '****'?