"fred" wrote in message
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"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message
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Hi All

I write a regular 'Handyman Hints' column for a local magazine. They
want the December one to have an Xmas theme.

I thought of doing a spoof article e.g. make sure the chimney is swept so
Santa can get down OK, leave parking space for sleigh etc.

Any ideas on this theme?

How about 'get a life'?

I think "Bah Humbug!" would have been more appropriate. You must be a barrel
of fun in the festive season..