"dalecue" wrote in message
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Blatantly copied from someone more clever than I

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The Complete List Of Liberal Debating Rules:

01Always bring up the Administrations relationship to the oil business,
under all circumstances.

02Call your opponent a zionist each and every time the media is
mentioned in any way shape or form.

03Claim your opponent is a slave to the Jews, and his country is ruled
by the Jews.

04Call your opponents nazis or fascists or quote any nazi you can find a
quote from. Doesn't matter what it is, it may deflect the argument for a
moment.

05Call your opponent a zionist fascist or a fascist Jew. It might
confuse him momentarily, letting you claim that you've won.

06Post many copy-n-paste articles from the liberal press instead of
actually replying.

07Quote Robert Fisk articles and portray them as being the word of God.

08Claim that America kills billions of babies every year instead of
answering any questions.

09Change the subject each and every time you post.

10Always state that your opponent is ignorant and stupid.

11Begin a sentence with "Obviously" when the sentence is very vague.

12When all else fails, insist that your opponent is a liar. Use lots of
exclamation points and all caps if possible.

13Always claim that if chemical weapons are found in Iraq, the CIA put
them there; if none are found then America is evil.

14WMD's can include small arms munitions, any size bomb, and even knives
when arguing with a conservative.

15Repeat each point that you know is an outright lie at least fifty
times. If your opponent stops responding thinking you're an idiot, you
can claim victory.

16Always claim that Gore *really* won the last election and that Bush
isn't really the president.

17State the wildest scientific claims with authority, and then demand
that your opponent prove you are wrong.

18State *any* position with authority and then demand that your opponent
prove you wrong.

19Insist that you're not a socialist, but a traditional old-time
Democrat, at all times.

20Mentioning one wounded child against years of Sadaaaam's brutality
means you've proved America is evil.

21Stamp your feet a lot.

22Claim that Bush is the anti-Christ, and demand that he be impeached
when confronted with any fact whatsoever.

23Change any and all financial and budgetary figures to prove your
claims. Insist that some think-tank derived the figures from years of
hard research.

24Always artfully re-arrange words when quoting conservatives, and then
insist that's what they originally wrote.

25If any opponent even hints at having any religious beliefs,
immediately insist they are part of the far far religious right.

26Get to know other on-line liberals and play tag-team-posting in an
attempt to confuse your opponents.

27Change your on-line identity often if conservatives start to killfile
you.

28Make up a politically correct ancestry for yourself, and then claim
all white Americans are evil.

29If your opponent makes a point that you can't refute, claim that he is
a slave-holder.

30You get brownie points for each time you call an opponent a redneck, a
hick, trailer-trash or a cracker.

31Never under any circumstances admit to a mistake or admit anything you
said was ever wrong.

32Always spell America with one or more KKKs. It proves that you're
very hip and with-it.

33Polls are *always* correct when they support your views and *always*
wrong when they support your opponents views.

34Insist that Clinten was the greatest American president of all time,
and the economy immediately collapsed the day he left office.

35When talking about any type of genocide, always claim that Americans
completely wiped the native population of both north and south America.

36Claim that tax-cuts benefit the rich and hurt the poor. Or that any
change in taxes by conservatives is always bad.