The Natural Philosopher wrote:

There are two sorts of women. Those that end up owning the house, and
those that end up owning the house after they have manufactured an
excuse to get you out of it.

Research suggests that only 35% of men kiss their wife goodbye as they
leave the house... however 95% of them kiss their house goodbye when
they leave their wife!

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Cheers,

John.

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