Mary Fisher wrote:
"Martin" wrote in message
...
Thanks for your replies. It looks like I need replace items in the
following order.

1. Light fitting
2. Light wiring
3. Air vent, extractor wiring
4. Girlfriend :-)

Keep the girlfriend. It's her house.

It may not be, but it will end up that way.

There are two sorts of women. Those that end up owning the house, and
those that end up owning the house after they have manufactured an
excuse to get you out of it.


Mary