Guy King wrote:
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from "Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot" contains these
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I had one of them. Used it a couple of times, then when it was
shagged left it outside the front door by mistake. Local
monsterkids nicked it and while rolling down the hill a wheel fell
off. Teehee!

You're lucky they didn't try to sue you. They'd have probably won

That sort of case is largely mythical, and those that get through are
often lost on appeal.

I do hope so; it'd be nice to believe that there was still a little bit of
common sense left somewhere.

P.S. I *was* joking...but you never know.

Si