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from "Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot" contains these words:

I had one of them. Used it a couple of times, then when it was shagged
left it outside the front door by mistake. Local monsterkids nicked it
and while rolling down the hill a wheel fell off. Teehee!

You're lucky they didn't try to sue you. They'd have probably won

That sort of case is largely mythical, and those that get through are
often lost on appeal.

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Skipweasel
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.