Guy King wrote:
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Yup, the...Netto I think...one was/is truly a pile of ****e.

I had one of them. Used it a couple of times, then when it was shagged
left it outside the front door by mistake. Local monsterkids nicked it
and while rolling down the hill a wheel fell off. Teehee!

You're lucky they didn't try to sue you. They'd have probably won

Si