After sipping the martini, he wrinkles his nose and says - "I had such Great
Expectations, too!"

"Dave Balderstone" wrote in message
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A rabbi, a priest, a buhddist monk and a mullah
walk into a massage parlor . . .

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.

Bartender sez "Olive or twist?"