On 22 Sep 2006 15:46:55 -0700, wrote:

Getting my new saw yesterday turned out to be a lot more exciting than
I expected. I bought a Sawstop 10" caibnet saw less than two weeks ago
and it showed up late afternoon. After getting it off the truck and
into the shop I spent several hours getting it setup. Round about
supper time SWMBO came out to the shop to tell me dinner was ready. I
have a strict rule about no women in the shop but the wife was excited
about the new saw too. I just didnt realize she was "that" excited.
Well she came in and took one look at my machine and jumped right on
me. Long story short she ended up bare assed on top of my new saw. I
was pretty tired but you gotta know I've got a wife thats sexier than
any power tool out there. So I "got into it" so to speak and was
starting to think I should let SWMBO into the shop a little more often.
But just then in a moment of who knows what she somehow kicked the
start switch on the saw. Son of a !!!!! I thought this was the end for
both of us. Lucky for the wife her ass was straddling the blade just
right because she didnt feel a thing. Unfortunately I cant say the same
thing for me. The sound of that saw starting up made my heart stop. I
pulled out mid stroke and wouldnt you know I dropped my willy right on
top of the blade! Thank goodness the sawstop worked flawlessly by
dropping the blade and shutting off the saw. Now if you want to know
what happened to me let me just direct you over to the sawstop website
where you can watch the infamous hot dog video. That hot dog may have
taken just a nick but damn does it hurt.

So in closing I just want to add my endorsement to saw stop saws. I
wouldn't have a willy without one!!

well , congrats on the woody er un willy. better get the JOHNSON past
wax out cuz that stuff will surely rust that new saw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao

skeez [ without the nicked prick! ]