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from Guy King contains these words:

Talking of cheapies - Netto have a garden shredder next week. Claims on
one hand that it's "silent" and on the other hand that it's "94dB".

Then again, in a while they're selling a toaster with "Built-in
controls". Saves losing the remote, I suppose.

--
Skipweasel
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.