"sweetsawdust" wrote in message

What you need is my new IdiotSaw. We've thoughtfully silkscreened
"You're an idiot" on all sides of the base to save you valuable time.

I don't think I will need your product. I already have one incorporated
into my shop. Every time I come into the house with a new bruise, cut,
bang
or make to much noise in the shop SWMBO gives me the lecture.

Oh wow, you've got voice operated IdiotSaw protection. Can't get much safer
than that!