peter wrote:
. wrote:
Tim.. wrote:

presumably you can lob the ironing board away, too. £800 and it's
"network compatible", whatever that means LOL

My Miele has a USB socket - their reasoning is that as washing powder
technology changes over the 20 year projected lifespan they'll be able
to upload new wash programs to the machine.

which means you could back up your wash program, hack it and sneakily
upload the hax0red program to someone elses miele washer do extra
foam and no wash or just sit there, sulking like an emo washer LOL