"Dave Plowman (News)" through a haze of senile
flatulence wrote in message ...
In article ews.net,
Doctor Drivel wrote:

Whereas you're living in that ********
known as Milton Keynes laughs

I am? New to me, although a fine city it is - unlike the grot one you
live in.

A city has a cathedral.

Richard Cranium, they don't.

snip senile babbling

Sad isn't it. Very sad. I hope has cleaned the doggy doos off his loafers.