"Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message
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In article ews.net,
Doctor Drivel writes

How is that grotty town you live in?

The grotty town where Tiger Woods
just won the latest Open, you mean?

No. That was the Royal Liverpool Golf Club ina town called "Hoylake", not
the grotty one you live in.

Whereas you're living in that ******** known as Milton Keynes laughs

I am? New to me, although a fine city it is - unlike the grot one you live
in.