On Mon, 24 Jul 2006 01:04:51 +0100, Mike Tomlinson wrote:

In article ews.net,
Doctor Drivel writes

How is that grotty town you live in?

The grotty town where Tiger Woods just won the latest Open, you mean?

Whereas you're living in that ******** known as Milton Keynes laughs

No, really?

Oh well that would explain why he wants everyone to live in a ****box
constructed from ticky-tacky. He doesn't want to feel alone.

Hey, Drivel!

Milton Keynes is where the UK would get piles if it had them.