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Default OT - What can I buy the wife

In message , Mary Fisher
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"Owain" wrote in message
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Mary Fisher wrote:
"Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote
The wife is 60 in two weeks time - suggestions for a really nice,
lasting gift?
30 year old toyboy?
Oh Heavens, that's the last thing I'd want. I prefer someone with a lot
more experience :-)


Two x 30-year-old toyboys?


Any number of thirty year olds haven't appealed to me for decades. I have
enough with my own toyboy.


Are you a closet lesbian then ?


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