jo4hn wrote:
.. Maybe a wood burning TV is the answer.

Those work well. You'll find that hickory will give you the best
picture.
We got ours with the remote poker and the rotor chimney on top of the
mast.
You have to be careful with what you watch. I have burnt some Yankee's
Woodshop down to the ground a few times.

I go to bed now.

r