"Hambone Slim" wrote in message
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The sticker reads:

Warning! Do not turn your back on Porter-Cable Nail Gun. Porter-Cable
Nail
Gun should not be used by individuals susceptible to punture wounds. Do
not
taunt Porter-Cable Nail Gun.


Better yet, the label should read...

WARNING!!!!!

ON/OFF Switch Broken

Treat and Use this nail gun like any other "Air Type" nail gun