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from "HLAH" contains these words:

Really? I am the one who puts washing outside on a line to dry in the
sunshine,

What even in the pouring rain? You're delusional my girl. It isn't always
sunny you know.

When it's raining (which in Slopshire is rather a lot) we hang washing
on the rack in the stairwell. There's a 10" fan on the ceiling that
blows along the row - dries a full load in about four hours.

--
Skipweasel
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.