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Paul Herber wrote:
On 24 Jun 2006 15:48:50 -0700, wrote:

Hi everyone

Hi Dr Nick!
Time for some fun!

I have a semi detached house and want to increase its value before
selling. I thought of some great ideas - anyone have any more?

1. Convert the house into a detached. I've already got the angle
grinder.

Becoming detached is a political as well as a physical process. You
will require a Unilateral Declaration of Detachment form available
from your local council.
P.S. You will need brick acid as well as the angle grinder.

Becoming detached is a mystical and metaphsyical process. You need the
acid, but not the brick part;-)