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from Owain contains these words:

According to the WD-40 site, lubrication *is* one of the "official" uses.
It's crap at it though.

I quite like the smell, but it's not condom-friendly.

Many years ago I got up bleary one morning and shot myself under the
arms with WD40. I learnt from that never to keep the can on the
mantlepiece of my bedsit. Still, my arms don't appear to have rusted, so
I s'pose it worked.

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Skipweasel
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.